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THE TALE OF THE BROKEN TAPE
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A phone call from out of the past invited me to the June anniversary of
the founding of the Kelso Central Christian Church. I had attended the
50th anniversary. Would I please attend the 75th? |
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I’m really not much into attending church things anymore. Besides, I’ve
been away from that place for almost 40 years. Although it had been my
first church out of Seminary, where served for 7½ years, I couldn’t
think of anyone there who would know me. |
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The lady thought I might have some history to report that only I could
give, since I was pastor during the construction of the “new” sanctuary.
I tried to think of something of historical interest to anyone besides
me. |
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Then I thought of the tale of the broken tape. |
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It happened this way. One day, after the foundations were poured and the
walls well on their way toward completion, the construction superintendent
took me aside. We were always conferring on details of the building. He
was troubled: |
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“I have a confession.” He paused, and I thought, “I’m not a Priest. What
do I do with a confession?” He went on with his confession: |
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“This building is going to be one inch short.” |
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He paused, waiting for my reaction. I had no idea what he was talking about.
One inch off the height? Or off of the length? |
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“The plans show for the sanctuary to be 80 feet long. It’s only going to
be 79 feet, 11 inches.” |
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Again he paused…”Unless you insist that I change it.” |
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“This is what happened,” he continued. “The other day the long tape we
use for big distances broke. The fellow who was using it just overlapped
the tape and spliced it together. I didn’t notice it until I just now measured
it and found the building was an inch short. That’s when I saw what had
happened to my tape.” |
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His confession was complete. Then he added the final, decisive, memorable
words. “One inch will never be noticed and won’t make a bit of difference.” |
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I agreed with him and decided not to risk this information on the Building
Committee and Church Board. They were famous for fighting for the
last inch. |
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I suppose that there are places where it would have made a difference.
But in a church? One of the biggest tragedies of Christendom is its history
of excommunicating or martyring folks with slight deviations from the “architect’s
plan.” You don’t want to hear about all the hours of petty debate carried
on in Christian assemblies over matters that won’t make a difference. Some
people won and some people lost and who was “right?” |
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In those days I was a “religious moderate,” which in that small town congregation
made me a raging liberal. Some of those folks insisted on faith correctness
(FC) to the last inch. But thankfully, more of them decided that my variations
from their truth didn’t really matter. I stayed there 7½ good
years. |
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Another million years or so and nobody will be around to wonder at all
the things we fight about. Actually, nobody will care in 100 years, or
maybe 10 years. In truth, most folks don’t care at all. The builder had
it right. One inch will never be noticed, and it won’t make a bit of difference.
— Art Morgan,
June 2001
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