MY SHOPPE
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I have a “Shoppe” here at the cabin.
I misnamed it long years ago when I thought it would be a high class place
in our camp. It should actually be called “Chaos.” There is only one small
patch of floor with room for me to stand.
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So I stood in that spot and tried to
figure where all that stuff had come from and whether I was going to get
it put in order this summer as I had vowed to do last summer. An unfulfilled
vow.
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You need a lot of tools when you have
three bunkhouses and a cabin, a bath house for toilet and shower, 100 stairs
to the beach, two dinghy’s, two kayaks, one sailing dinghy, a canoe in addition
to “Say Yay!” our sailboat moored out on its anchor. There are trees all
over the property that shed limbs at will and sometimes fall on one of our
8 or so fragile, tin-roofed structures.
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It was simpler when we first began using
the place. One old cabin and an outhouse up the trail. There was no electricity
so modern tools were out of the question. We didn’t even have a chain saw.
Our main building was done with hand saws, hammers and nails. All structures
were planned with 8’, 10’, or 12’ dimensions to eliminate sawing. A level,
square, hammer and nails were basic tools. A shovel was the other major
tool. No need for a “Shoppe.”
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Emerging from my self-created chaos,
I decided to count my tools. I’m embarrassed. It’s almost as bad as the
day I counted my shirts.
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I know guys that have very orderly and
neat garages and shops. I’m always suspicious that they don’t do anything,
or else that they do one thing at a time, putting tools away when done.
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Let the count begin. On the back wall
I have two jig saws. Why two? There is my corded drill and also my battery
drill. There’s my SawsAll. That’s a tool I should have had before last year.
It’s too new to have a proper place in the Shoppe. The circular saw is
the first tool I bought when we got electricity. There’s a soldering iron
that I don’t use. I notice two crowbars, a long digging bar, a variety of
wrenches and screwdrivers. 8 screwdrivers! I hardly ever use them. A tire
inflator for the boat trailer after it sits all winter. House jacks. Three
chain saws, one electric. I know I’m past 15 and haven’t uncovered everything.
What’s that thing? Oh, my come-along for pulling things too heavy for me.
There’s a battery charger in there too.
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Stepping outside I check tools leaned
up against the cabin for the summer. A weedwacker (actually 2 but one doesn’t
work), an electric pole saw (a small chain saw on an extension pole), a
manual limb-trimmer, a hedge trimmer, and numerous hand tools from another
era.
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This sounds like a cabin inventory that
I should keep for insurance purposes.
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I didn’t realize that putting in electricity
would lead to all of this. My granddad used to keep all he needed in a tool
box that he carried on the streetcar when he went out to work on his rentals.
In fact he made us tool boxes when we were very young boys. His outdoor
work tools fit easily into a shed or could be stood up against the house
someplace. It’s easier to be neat if you don’t have so much stuff. And you
don’t have much stuff if you don’t have electricity.
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Of course I could build a bigger “Shoppe.”
It’s the American way, isn’t it? Or maybe it’s human nature to build another
barn. My other choices are to organize what I have. Or get rid of stuff
that I’m not going to use. That’s risky because I’ve learned that the thing
I just got rid of is the very thing I need right now. Alas. Is there anyone
who needs that old sump pump?
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Those tools have a history. Many stories.
From “what’s that for, grandpa?” to watching grandchildren learn to use
those tools themselves. I marvel that they can rummage around in my Shoppe
and come out with a needed tool. Maybe I better not change things around too
much. They will take up my tools as I took up my granddad’s and add others
not yet dreamed of.
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Let it be
recorded that Jean has her tools as well. She also uses many of mine, as
do the other girls. You should see her with the splitting maul. Or the electric
chain saw! But she doesn’t mess with my Shoppe.
─ Art Morgan, June 2008
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