“Get a life. You’re bothered about a
lost doll? What about the thousands of babies lost to cholera
in Zimbabwe this week?”
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“Hey! You’re missing an opportunity.
Follow the GPS signals to see how Jesus is getting along in his new home.
Maybe he’s found someone to play with. Maybe he’s glad to be brought in out
of the cold. Maybe somebody needed a little Jesus.”
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“You guys are always trying to push
Jesus into people’s hearts and lives and homes. You should be delighted that
someone wants him enough to take him. What you should do is put up a sign
saying ...
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL – TAKE BABY JESUS
HOME – FREE!
– No Hidden GPS Embedded –
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“Baby Jesus has pretty much disappeared
already. He’s gone from the Courthouse grounds, from all commercial window
displays, and from the schools. No use of the word “Christmas” anymore and
no carols. No boy sopranos (like me) there at Bryant School in Seattle on
a cold, wintry evening. belting out my solo verse from “We Three Kings,”
“Myrrh is mine its bitter perfume, breathes a life of gathering gloom…”
Awful! If anyone stole Jesus it was us.”
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“No, children didn’t steal Jesus from
the schools. I can tell you that our level of sophistication on religion
then was almost as microscopic as it is today. We didn’t know what problems
it caused Jewish parents who didn’t believe Jesus was their Messiah or anyone’s
divine God. It took me a few years to agree with them and appreciate
that the Menorah with its candles held a more sacred place to them than even
the Christmas tree! It was Christians who ruined the whole scene by refusing
to recognize the claims of others on the season. By excluding Jews and Muslims
and Unitarians and Pagans and Secularists and Atheists and others that celebrate
the Winter Solstice and the light festivals, Jesus got kicked out as well.”
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“The world puts itself in more danger
from religious conflict than ever when there is no place for learning about
the traditions of others. My hope would be for a school curriculum that uses
the special holidays of various religions to do a bit of teaching. Baby Jesus
could have his day.”
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“What are they going to do when they
find those who steal baby Jesus from those cold, dark outdoor mangers? Prosecute
them? Require hours of community service? Fine them? Give them jail time?”
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My last thought is that maybe someone
should say that Jesus is a figure of enough magnitude to make Time Magazine’s
“Man of the Year” cover. In fact, he still makes a good run at “Man of the
Century.” Jesus would even make a good run at claiming to be “Man of
the Last Two Millennia.” Some would say he’s a finalist for “Man of All History.”
I say give him a birthday. If putting him outside in a manger where he could
get stolen does it for you, go for it! It sounds a little silly to bring
out the baby every year. but it makes the point that holiness appears as
lowliness. In fact nobody steals the baby Jesus. Instead, when Christmas
works its magic, the baby Jesus steals us.
─ Art Morgan, Christmas, 2008
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